Well, writing everyday seems to be a challenge for me.
It is really easy to put it off and off and off until it is
too late. I think I need to develop gumption. I watched a western yesterday
which is why I need “gumption”. To be fair, what I need is grit.
I have some ideas for blogs and they would be just wonderful
except it is once again too late. Tomorrow, I promise! Cross my heart and hope
to die.
I used to say that when I was a kid and I didn’t always keep
my word. I should be dead many times over. Thankfully the Great “IS” of the
universe wasn’t paying attention at the time so I got a pass. Let’s hope that
He/She/It doesn’t read this blog. There are millions of blogs out there and
many of them are much more interesting than this one. Surely some of those
people crossed their hearts and hoped to die.
Now I should cross my heart and hope to diet. That would
work better for me now. Perhaps the Great “IS” would give me a hand losing
weight if He/She/It is listening. Just a single finger snap and I could be down
fifty or sixty pounds.
Nope! I am just going to hope this blog goes unnoticed by
any and all of those all powerful, omnipotent beings that are inhabiting the
universe. You’re doing a great job!
However, if one of the minor deities happens to be reading,
could you smite Donald J. Trump? He is kind of orange with a bad comb over and
believes that he is a minor deity. He isn’t! I think the “J” stands for jerk
No comments:
Post a Comment