Sometime last year or a year before that, I was called for
jury duty. I was thrilled, in six decades I had never been called and I was
excited at the prospect of being part of a “jury of your peers”. I have known
others that have been called three or four times, it is just the luck of the
draw I suppose.
While we were waiting to be admitted, I was talking to
several people about this and that, more to hear my own voice rather than hear
what they had to say for themselves. Just as the doors opened, a woman grabbed
my arm and said “You’re a talker, and you are sitting with me. It is going to
be boring enough without anyone to talk to.” I agreed and had no problem being
used in such a fashion.
I arrived at the courthouse at the appointed time and we
were all (200 of us) herded into the large court. There we were given
instructions on what to expect and how the system would go about selecting us.
We were also told what the case was and just how long it was expected to last.
Six months! Six months?
I was expecting a week or two, not months. I have a life, well, not a real
exciting one, but it is a life after all and six months would put a pretty big
hole in my routine. Shit!
While they went about the selection process, my new friend
and I talked, read and looked at people trying to decide if we would rather be
dead than have that asshole as jury foreman. There were some people that I
would chew my arm off before asking their opinion on anything, I found out that
this was the first day of her retirement and if she were selected her winter
plans would go down the drain. I laughed of course and reassured her that all
of those plans could be put off for a year. She said something not lady like
and pretty nasty.
She was sure that she wouldn’t be selected because lawyers
don’t want anyone that is too smart on the jury. She was a professor at the
university and told me the only thing lawyers hated worse than smart people
were teachers. They asked too many questions. She didn’t get selected and I
hope that she managed to have a fantastic winter skiing and not going into
work.
While we were sitting staring off into space, I noticed the
book she was reading was by Louise Penny. It was an Inspector Gamache mystery,
the tenth book in the series. I didn’t know that at the time, I just wrote the
title down for future reference. I figured that if a Professor of Literature
was reading it then perhaps it might be worth a look. It took me well over a
year to read it, but I was thrilled with it. Lucky for me there are twelve
books in the series and with any luck more will be written by the time I finish
the ones I have. I am rationing the reading of these books to one a month
because they are so very good and I want them to last. They make you laugh and
think. Well, they make me laugh and think.
If you haven’t red one of Louise Penny’s books, treat
yourself they are wonderful.
Old story.....Boring! Yawn.... Good night. got you Ken ! B
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