Do you ever think about time travel?
Every now and then I do. I don’t have a plan laid out
waiting for someone to invent time travel and to tell you the truth the plan
that I don’t have changes from day to day. I would stay clear of anything that
made it into the history books. Those books are full of war, pestilence,
disease and all sorts of unpleasant experiences. Even the fun things are not as
fun as what has been reported. You might think that Woodstock
would be interesting to see with all of the music, peace and free love, but I
kind of doubt it. I was at Watkins Glen Concert that had 600,000 people and had
a thoroughly unpleasant time. I didn’t even get close enough to the stage to
hear any music. Time travel is one of those “be careful what you wish for”
things.
The only historical figure I would really like to see is a
certain Hebrew carpenter that lived a couple of thousand years ago. I would
love to get a table, turned bowl, plate or possibly a foot stool to take home
with me. It would be nice to go back and have lunch at a lunch counter in the
summer of 1955 having burger, fries and a coke for less than a dollar. I would
like to go and talk to a few men that had survived the war while they were
happy to be alive and didn’t have too much time to think about the horrible
things they saw.
We all think it would be a good idea to make some
investments based on knowledge of the future. I could buy gold at $32 an ounce,
or invest in some fledgling computer companies. Pretty much any blue chip stock
purchased in the fifties would have made a fortune by the time the millennium
came around. The drawback to that plan is that in order to make those
investments you would need money. 1950’s money. You would have to get a job
making 50¢ per hour, get a place to live, buy food, entertain yourself and in
all probability if you were single you would get a significant other. As we all
know, significant others take up a significant amount of time and money. I
doubt I would have enough money to invest with the cost of living factored in.
I imagine that I would spend a good deal of time watching
myself as I grew up. Not a great deal of time; it’s not cool to be arrested as
a pervert who hung around playgrounds. I wonder if I could just watch while I
made the mistakes that turned me into the person I am today. There are several
moments when that young kid needed a kick in the ass or even just a word of
advice on how people should be treated. To tell the truth, I wouldn’t listen to
some old grandfather that gave me advice. I didn’t listen to anyone back then
and I can’t imagine why I would change.
No, I probably wouldn’t go back to change anything, invest
money or to visit any prophets. I think I might go back to breathe air that is
clean and listen to a silent world. It would be nice to spend time in a world
that wasn’t afraid of terrorists, toxic food, air, or water; a world that was
working towards a bright future where anything is possible. In short, it would
be nice to visit a world that had recently conquered evil and was busy putting
the past behind them.
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