It’s not often that I will open one of the many cookbooks
that we own any more. There are some tried and true recipes in those books that
I will reference from time to time, but by and large, they sit in their
cupboard, taking up space and collecting dust.
I guess that it is just easier for me to type “Chicken
Recipe” on my keyboard and have 119,000,000 results to pick from. I may refine
my search to “Roasted Chicken” to narrow the choices down to 30,100,000or even
“Chicken Kiev ” which gives me a mere
391,000 options. There is no way that I can read all of those results, but I
can generally say that somewhere in the first ten or twenty results, I can find
something that I am willing to cook and eat.
The trouble with cookbooks is that I either can’t find the recipe
I am thinking of or I veer off on a tangent, looking at recipes for which I
don’t have the ingredients. Sometimes, I spend ten or fifteen minutes looking
for that pizza dough recipe only to realize it’s in some other cookbook. I am
getting a little smarter, by typing the recipe up and saving it on a RECIPE
file in my computer. Unfortunately, I will generally forget that I have it
saved and still spend ten or fifteen minutes leafing through the book.
Louise came home today and told me about a great recipe for
horseradish that a co-worker of Romanian descent told her about. Unfortunately,
she didn’t get the recipe for whatever reason, even though he told it to her.
Must be a Romanian thing. I figured that this would be the perfect time to dig
out the “Romanian Way of
Cooking” from the cupboard, blow off the dust and be a hero who found the
horseradish recipe.
I spent the customary fifteen minutes looking through the
book, but alas…no horseradish recipe. I did find something that the internet
just doesn’t have, helpful hints and information sprinkled generously
throughout the book.
I particularly liked this one, and remember the cookbook is
from the Ladies Auxiliary of St. Georges Romanian Orthodox Cathedral in Regina .
How To Preserve a Husband
In choosing a husband, women should first be careful of their
selection. Do not choose too young or too green and take only such as have been
raised in a good moral atmosphere.
When you have decided on selection, turn your thoughts to
domestic use. Some wives insist on keeping husbands in a pickle, while others
are constantly getting them in hot water. This only makes them sour, hard and
sometimes bitter.
Even the poorest varieties can be made sweet, tender and good
by garnishing them with patience, spicing them with smiles and flavouring them
with kisses.
For a finished product, husbands should be wrapped in a
mantle of kindness, kept warm with the fire of devotion and served with peaches
and cream.
Husbands prepared this way will keep for years.
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