There were a couple of odd things that happened in my world
today. I had to go out this morning and on the drive back I saw a six car pile
up. Normally, you see this kind of accident on a major highway but today it was
on a road that has a top speed of sixty KPH. I know that accidents happen
almost everywhere, but this one had me stumped.
It was on a clear stretch of two lane road, no where near a
crosswalk or intersection and the conditions were clear and dry. Yes, the guy
in the first car might have been one of those guys that brake for hallucinations,
which happens. I understand car number two was following too close and learned
his lesson the hard way. Car number three may have been in the same boat as car
number two, but four, five and six would have to be idiots. I know that is also
more than likely, but not probable. Why didn’t any of these cars veer into the
other lane to avoid a crash?
The accident wasn’t just a bunch of minor fender benders,
but there was some serious damage. When I passed, there was an ambulance
loading someone and another one was coming. There was a fire truck and two cop
cars that had shut down the two west bound lanes. I will never find out what
happened and it will drive me nuts. I’ll have to make up a scenario that
involves the first person on acid braking for some terrifying monster and five
cars that were following him driven by sheep. We all know that sheep are terrible
drivers; it’s the hooves I think.
The second odd thing is that the neighbour had a tree
cutting company over this afternoon. It isn’t really that odd because her trees
need to be taken down almost as badly as mine do. The company was called
Pro-Trim and pulled up with a big crane truck, a dump truck pulling one of
those branch eating things, two pick up trucks, a van and another car. The van
and the car just parked across the street and the two women inside sat in the
front seat of the car drinking iced coffees. They did nothing for the entire
time. The two pick up trucks would drive away and then come back a few minutes
later, drive away and come back, drive away, come back… The guys that stayed would work for a few
minutes and then sweep up the area, work for a few minutes and then sweep up
the area… the only time I saw everyone moving at the same time was when the ice
cream truck came by.
This company took about four hours and it turns out they
were shaping the trees not cutting them down. Now I have a couple of trees on
the property beside me that look like one of those fru-fru poodles. I guess that
isn’t that odd either, not everyone has my impeccable taste in trees.
The odd thing is that for some reason the big crane truck is
parked in the back yard of the house. I suppose it is possible that there is
more work to be done tomorrow, but I doubt it. That is the house that “Bob the
Asshole” lived in, but his wife tossed his ass out almost a year ago. Maybe she
is sleeping with the different trades to get the house ready for sale. Not a
bad idea really. Maybe it isn’t that odd after all.
Come to think of it, I need some work done by an arbour care
specialist myself… That’s a little odd.
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